On the twelfth day of Christmas, Nic Cage gave to me:
Twelve con-men flying
Eleven moons a striking
Ten Books of Secrets
9 vampires biting
Eight spells a casting
Seven flaming skulls
Six VX poisons
"AAGGHHH NOT THE BEES!"
Four codes a breaking
Three Lords of War
Two faces swapping,
And a Mustang from the '60s!